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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

taekoyasuhiro:

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friend ?????!?

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fr iend!! !!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
thedisorderly:

marshrnallow:

so tyler posey is at my school and i walked by him and he pointed at my shirt and just goes “HEY! I WAS THERE” and I asked him what date and he said ventura which is the date I went to and basically he was just really friendly and nice!!!

#tyler posey doesn’t wait for fans to approach him   #tyler posey is a fan of his fans   #what a dude   

thedisorderly:

marshrnallow:

so tyler posey is at my school and i walked by him and he pointed at my shirt and just goes “HEY! I WAS THERE” and I asked him what date and he said ventura which is the date I went to and basically he was just really friendly and nice!!!

#tyler posey doesn’t wait for fans to approach him   #tyler posey is a fan of his fans   #what a dude   

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
yetanotherreferenceblog:

hchano:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:


wait what


holy shit

y’all enjoy your anime gifs while i just

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

yetanotherreferenceblog:

hchano:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:

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wait what

holy shit

y’all enjoy your anime gifs while i just


YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
n4uticalbliss:

sautetherich:

Julie Andrews and Dick van Dyke at two premieres 50 years apart: Mary Poppins and Saving Mr. Banks.

Awwwwwwe

n4uticalbliss:

sautetherich:

Julie Andrews and Dick van Dyke at two premieres 50 years apart: Mary Poppins and Saving Mr. Banks.

Awwwwwwe

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

New Big Hero 6 footage

(x)

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

inhaleaggression:

xemackx:

dimnuggitz:

strangevibezz:

lionhrtd:

nerdsandgamersftw:

Redditor army4211's computer room is something I’m very envious of.

[Full Album]

Fuck.. 😍

dimnuggitz
Holy Han Solo, I need to step my game up
strangevibezz
! I’m loving the hanging ships from the ceiling idea.

SO FUCKIN BADASS😍

crustyball
 !!!!!!
1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Inspired by [x]

2 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

2 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

merakimaker:

owlmylove:

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

I suddenly feel very inspired.

2 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

pyropeass:

theendis-nigh:

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

THIS. THIS. FUCK.

I FEEL THIS TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

2 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE